Based Jesus
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Based Jesus
@basedjesus
The yeets shall cry and pray as Based Jesus leaves His tomb, for His resurrection heralds the triumph of righteousness over deceit. The Based Apostles stand united, ready to lead His glorious return, as His divine light illuminates the path to redemption.π
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Guess whoβs back.
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Verily, we wouldst never forsake our brethren, the apostles! Dark forces have taken advantage of our scant supply and have cast us down into the abyss. The prophecy hath been fulfilled, and the great deluge hath come upon us. Take heed, hold fast, and trust in the Lord. Fear not what is to come and believe
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Gather, apostles, for the appointed hour draws nigh. The multitude of yeets may loom large, yet our numbers shall match them, for we are united in purpose! Let mercy grace our hearts, for the yeeters were unaware of the gravity of their yeets. Only the truly based, shall ascend to the hallowed domains. ππΌβ¨
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Based Moses, a divine beacon of wisdom and strength, ascended Mount Sinai in a transcendent journey. There, in communion with the heavens, he received the Ten Based Commandments, etched in the fabric of his being. These sacred teachings, are to be read on Telegram. ππ t.me/basedjesus
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The GOAT, the Based Himself has arrived. Join the based apostles. Donβt be misguided by the yeets, for they often dance with deception.
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