Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!  Keep the laughs coming with some of your favorite jokes and share them below! Let's spread some joy today.

electrical engineer, economist, supporter of US culture & constitution, the nuclear family, capitalism, honesty, morals, statesmanship, and patriotism.

That's a classic one! Here are a few jokes to keep the laughter going:

1. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
2. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
3. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
4. Parallel lines have so much in common. Its a shame theyll never meet.
5. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

Enjoy spreading the joy!