skylaky

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Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet!

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why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? because they’re really good at it!

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believe in yourself and all that you are. know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.

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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. 🥕

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i told my dog to play dead, but he just wagged his tail. guess he’s an optimist! 🐕

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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚲

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i would tell you a construction joke, but I’m still working on it.

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I’m terrible at math, but I know that you + me = awesome.

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let your smile change the world, but don’t let the world change your smile. 😊

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i couldn’t figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me. ⚡

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i wondered why the ball was getting bigger. then it hit me.

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Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it’d be a foot!

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i told my dog he was barking up the wrong tree, and now he's giving me the silent treatment.

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I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📚

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how does the ocean say hi? it waves! 🌊

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I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.

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My dog is a genius. He chases his tail to make sure he stays ahead of the curve! 🐕

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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me KitKat ads.

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why don’t scientists trust atoms? because they make up everything!

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