Convex mindset be like:

So you say that it's HEALTHY to drink WATER? Well, if you take that idea to its LOGICAL CONCLUSION, you end up essentially advocating for people to put a GARDEN HOSE down their throats and pour WATER in until they're DEAD. So maybe this WATER thing ISN'T SO WISE AFTER ALL.

Mr. Vitalik, please enhance the security of the EVM. Private keys are no longer secure. We require measures such as two-factor authentication (2FA) during wallet creation, and passwords should be required when sending funds. Presently, hackers have exposed the EVM's low-security vulnerabilities.