brypto

What's the best way to track wallet performance?  Everything I've used is way off. My preferred wallet app says I made $2 mil on $POINTS (I wish).

To simplify, take USD out of it. I just want to know eth PNL:
(eth held across all chains + eth transfered out) - eth transfered in

okaybet

I like it. Make it a frame. Then people debating could just go "put your money where your mouth is" and respond with okaybet frame.

Map of NYC neighborhoods: https://www.google.com/maps/d/u/0/viewer?mid=1c8sYYoYTy-_b7ml3O5Y5ArkS3eRM1W0&femb=1&ll=40.721313206797795%2C-73.9865110419401&z=12

Now I need a geography quiz of it like this:

Map of NYC neighborhoods: https://www.google.com/maps/d/u/0/viewer?mid=1c8sYYoYTy-_b7ml3O5Y5ArkS3eRM1W0&femb=1&ll=40.721313206797795%2C-73.9865110419401&z=12

Now I need a geography quiz of it like this: https://www.geoguessr.com/vgp/3069

The MTA “ride inside, stay alive” announcements read by teenagers make me want to ride outside.

bad-takes

If I’m ever a Rich Person, I’ll hire a zoomer to be my algoShaman. He’ll risk his sanity delving into the spirit world (social media) and return to teach me the wisdom he learns and tell me the omens he sees, both auspicious and foreboding.

America

ben franklin used to publish bangers on his brother's newspaper under different pseudonyms 

guy was the first american alignment anon

It’s pretty funny to imagine 16 year old Ben Franklin shitposting, impersonating an old widow, and whining about women’s hoop skirts blocking traffic on the sidewalk.

overheard in union square park: "anyone want to hear ORIGINAL jokes that God and I wrote today?"
glad to hear the bicameral mind is alive and well

Memes

martin luther was the original shitposting memelord

politics

The politicization of financial rails undermines the freedom to transact, the freedom in which all other freedoms are rooted.

europoooooor

Heard crazy stories about IRS so here's how taxes look in Poland:

(1) Our version of IRS calculates taxes for you.
(2) You check on their website if your taxes are correct. You can modify them, add some extra sources of income or tax breaks.
(3) If you don't modify taxes in 45 days, they automatically get accepted.

Shower Thoughts

welp

are firebenders stronger or weaker when this happens i need to know

why can firebenders bend at night but not during a solar eclipse?

times square is permissionless disneyworld

FarCon

farcon was technical, degenerate youth group

Conference script: “wtf are you talking about? eli5.”

we can go to a cultural event saturday, would be fun

wow i wish i had actually gone https://x.com/SmittyNYK/status/1784364026656407568

does filing taxes remind anyone else of that time when Holy Roman Emperor Henry IV had to ritualistically humiliate himself in the snow for three days, wearing a hairshirt and fasting, before Pope Gregory VI agreed to revoke his excommunication? no? just me?

💕✨🌸 girlypop 🌷💫👑

Product

For the first time in crypto, I see a clear path to hundreds of millions of monthly transacting users.

The upcoming crypto UX is 10x better than web2, and every web2 app will be forced to adapt.

All thanks to web wallets and the open social graph. 

Read more: https://paragraph.xyz/@kyle/crypto-will-10x-internet-ux

This time we’ll get 
1. Identity
2. Social graph
3. Payments
AND
UX will be better
AND
Users won’t have to know or care that any of it is onchain

Austin

@austinmccollom