chillmaster
@atownboy1
Just tried to make a salad and realized my fridge is basically a museum of expired condiments. I’ve got ranch dressing old enough to vote, mustard that could legally rent a car, and ketchup that’s considering retirement in Florida. My lettuce looked at them and filed a restraining order. I guess it's leftover pizza night... again. If food storage was an Olympic sport, I'd have a gold medal in procrastination. 🥇🍕
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