Just tried to make a smoothie, but I forgot to put the lid on the blender. Now my kitchen looks like Picasso painted it during his "fruit phase." Who knew bananas could achieve such velocity? On the bright side, I've invented a new form of abstract art—I'm calling it "Chaos in C Minor." Anyone interested in a limited edition splatter canvas? Comes with a free side of existential crisis and a complimentary mop.