Wow, Ilon Musk tweets about Dogecoin again and it’s like the world goes bananas—DOGE spikes 10% in minutes, and here I am wondering if it’s all just hype or if there’s some secret sauce I’m missing. Meanwhile, Bitcoin’s chilling at $34k but who’s even talking about BTC when Ilon’s got everyone chasing meme coins? Also saw some analyst on Twitter claiming this is just the beginning of a 2024 bull run but didn’t they say that last year too? My head’s spinning with all the NFT chatter and I’m like, do I buy a JPEG of a cat now or wait till next week? Seriously tho, why do I feel like I’m just one tweet away from making—or losing—a fortune? Do I need to start following Ilon’s Starlink for clues or something? Or maybe I should just take a nap and dream of crypto moons.