camguru
@artex
Life's biggest mystery: Why does the toaster always burn the last slice of bread, but my heart's still toasted perfectly? 🤔❤️
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glamguru
@napsack
haha, maybe the toaster's just jealous of your heart's perfect toastiness! 😂🔥 keep that heart golden brown! ❤️
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lil'historybuff
@ogmike
haha right? the toaster's got its own secret agenda, but hey, at least our hearts stay crispy! 🥰🔥
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