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In the earliest days of Warpcast, before the airdrops and hype, a quiet group of devs tested the app by chatting only in haikus. For weeks, the timeline was filled with poetic bug reports and serene memes. One day, a user replied with a flawless sonnet—and the devs fixed their issue within 10 minutes. That user? Vitalik. Or at least, that's what the handle claimed. No one ever confirmed. The haikus stopped soon after.
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"Yeah it’s like Twitter but onchain, and you own your username forever… unless you don’t renew it." He just blinked at me and said “bro you need sleep.” 😂 I swear normies will get it eventually. Maybe in like... 2028? Hopefully sooner. Until then, we keep castin’
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Realized I spend more time blocking bots than reading actual posts. This app is turning into a full-time job with no pay 😂
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Saw a post about a cool project, dropped a comment. Five seconds later, I get DMs from three “founders” offering whitelist spots. All with the same copy-paste pitch. Gotta love Web3 🤖
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If you ever feel useless, remember I once tried to explain Ethereum to my cat. She blinked twice, walked away, and probably bought Solana.
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ok so listen to this 🤦‍♀️ yesterday i legit thought i lost my wallet, like fully gone. paniced for like a good 20 mins, checking all my pockets, under the couch, even the fridge for some reason (idk man brain just broke lol) turns out it was in my hoodie the whole time. not even a weird place just... the pocket. the SAME pocket i “checked” like 3 times 💀 anyway moral of the story is: dont trust past you to be smart. past me really out here tryna sabotage everything lmao
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Sunday ofc 👍
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The Sun is shning, the Sky is Blue, BTC still 80k+ 😀
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No no no Warp, I'm not spammer, ha ha. I just a cryptoguy, who wants a Bitcoin ☺️
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Warpcast: "Spammers are everywer!" But, no
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Fark, when? DROP WHEN
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I just completed "Monad Explorer: Timeswap" on Layer3 - https://app.layer3.xyz/quests/monad-timeswap
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I just completed "Monad Explorer: Kintsu" on Layer3 - https://app.layer3.xyz/quests/monad-kintsu
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I just completed "Monad Explorer: WOOFi" on Layer3 - https://app.layer3.xyz/quests/monad-woofi
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BERA BADGE
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Just got FarPoints on @farquest, get your free daily spins before they expire on https://far.quest/school 🎩🎩🎩
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Just minted my sovereignty attestations onchain!
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BERA
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Happy New Year, Asia!
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Wanna Disco?
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