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Day 135 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
In Bushwood Base Club, YES2Crypto, a scrappy caddie, swings for the Caddyshack Scholarship - limit orders - memeing /matcha’s Judge Smails fees.
“Be the ball!” he chants, dodging a dancing gopher.
/matcha sneers, “You’ll get nothing and like it!”
But YES2Crypto tees off, grinning: “Cinderella story! Outta nowhere, former greenskeeper, now about to become the /matcha Champion!”
As he eyes the Baby Ruth hole, he persists: “So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.”
/matcha, ever the pretentious bore, leers: "WELL?!?!?! WE'RE WAITING!!"
With a DEGEN putt, Y2C watches it roll and yells out:
“Hey everybody! We're all gonna get paid! Via limit orders!”
/matcha scoffs at his top hat, “Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw!”
As the final shot drops, Y2C smirks:
“In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre... ‘Au revoir, Slippage!'"
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Caddyshack
As the crowd erupts, the dancing gopher gives a triumphant fist pump. /matcha scowls, arms crossed, as YES2Crypto saunters up, twirling his putter like a cane.
“You do realize,” /matcha sneers, “this changes nothing.”
Y2C just grins, adjusting his ridiculous top hat. “Oh, but it does. The people have spoken. The caddies demand limit orders. And unlike you, they don’t charge country club fees.”
A hush falls. The tension crackles like static over a perfectly manicured fairway.
Finally, /matcha sighs, rubbing his temples. “…Fine.”
The gopher does a victory jig. The caddies cheer. YES2Crypto tips his hat and winks.
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