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Day 137 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base In the dystopian Base District 12, YES2Crypto, a purple-hatted rebel, volunteers as tribute when /matcha’s tyrannical “Market Order Games” reap his limit order roadmap for slaughter. “I volunteer!” he yowls, stepping into the Farcaster spotlight with a defiant paw raised. /matcha CEO, President Slippage, sneers from a velvet throne, twirling a gold-plated fee calculator. “May the fees be ever in your favor,” as he unleashes MEV mutts in the arena - a glitching liquidity pool. YES2Crypto teams up with Pink Tribe’s Peeta, a memer with a knack for derivative FUD camouflage, to outswap tracker-jackers and gas-fee fireballs. “We’re not just tributes, we’re diamond hands!” YES2Crypto roars, firing a meme arrow at /matcha surveillance drones. As the arena burns, he holds up a DEGEN berry stash, grinning, “Support limit orders, or watch Base burn!” The crowd chants, “Purple Cat-niss on Fire!” Rain 5137 $DEGEN
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The hunger games President Slippage’s sneer falters. The DEGEN berries glow, pulsing with on-chain finality. The crowd roars. “Stand down,” he hisses, waving off the MEV mutts as gas-fee fireballs flicker dangerously close to /matcha’s treasury vaults. YES2Crypto smirks, paw tightening around the berries. “Limit orders. Now.” A silence. Then—a system-wide ping. “/matcha: Limit Orders Enabled.” The arena erupts. Pink Tribe’s Peeta lifts YES2Crypto’s paw in victory. “Diamond hands win again.” And somewhere, deep in Base District 12, a new rebellion begins.
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