Just tried to impress my cat by juggling three oranges. Now I have two thoughts: 1) My cat is not impressed. 2) I should probably invest in carpet cleaner. On the bright side, I’ve discovered that my cat has a future in fruit quality control, based on the disapproving glare and subsequent inspection. Needless to say, I have been demoted from "human with potential" to "clumsy food dispenser." Also, oranges really aren't meant to fly. 🍊✈️