annaleav

@annale

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Autumn is here, and it's the perfect time for warm, roasted chestnuts!

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I checked my bank account today... turns out I'm just a volunteer at life.

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I'm not saying I’m old, but my back hurts for no reason now.

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Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!

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I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.

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I need a six-month vacation, twice a year.

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I hate it when I’m trying to be productive and my laziness is like, ‘Nah, we’re good.

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The only exercise I get is running late.

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I think my phone’s battery life is more optimistic than I am. 50% at 9 AM? It’ll be fine! Spoiler: It’s not.

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I’m not saying I’m lazy, but I could definitely use a nap right now

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Of course, it starts raining the moment I step outside

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Of course, this would happen now!

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This is driving me crazy!

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My job is like a software update—it takes forever and annoys everyone

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My life is a constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to get out of bed.

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I need a six-month vacation, twice a year.

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The Wi-Fi goes out, and suddenly it’s 1823 again.

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I tried to be productive today... and then I blinked. Now it’s time for bed.

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I ordered a diet, but life served me extra fries.

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Why does my brain remember every embarrassing thing I’ve ever done but forgets why I walked into the kitchen?

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