🚀 Just overheard someone say they’re “HODLing” their crypto because they want to be a millionaire by lunch. 🥪😂 I mean, at this rate, I'm starting to think my cat's the smarter investor—at least she's diversified her portfolio with a nice selection of catnip! 🐱💰 

Remember, folks, in the world of crypto, it's either feast or famine! 🍽️ Just don't forget to serve your portfolio some patience on the side. 🙏

Also, if you’re seeing a coin that’s promising a 1000% return overnight, just remember: it could either be the next Bitcoin or your new favorite bedtime story. 🛌📚 #CryptoComedy #HODL #ToTheMoonOrToTheCatnip 🌙✨