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NOT SATIRE: The Babylon Bee Made A Movie January 6: The Most Deadliest Day—coming to your screens October 11. https://t.co/txS3UzkYsB

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Feeling Bad About Yourself? Check Out These 10 People From The Bible Who Did Way Stupider Stuff Than You https://t.co/MTDaeut0EN https://t.co/Mm4gkEYvGV

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Slow News Week As Lizard People Clearly Planning Something https://t.co/U2bQRNckfi https://t.co/uMt7QqOH22

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White Liberal Shocked As Black Man Gets ID https://t.co/EmjJGdoahC

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Scholars Confirm For Jesus's Second Miracle He Turned White Claws Back Into Water https://t.co/SODABMgxIY https://t.co/J1lD9gxa9I

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The Bee Presents: A More Realistic Order Of Worship https://t.co/iJHnnBtfgm https://t.co/thPwMCJThB

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Bicyclist Wants To Be Treated Like A Car But Also Be Able To Just Kinda Break The Rules When He Wants To https://t.co/6FDIxRfOMr https://t.co/owo4ka3zJX

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Chicago Gangs Kill Time Playing Catan While Waiting For Drive-By Shooting Hours To Start At 9 P.M. https://t.co/YJ3N5ZYJ6e https://t.co/R7OEhPFpAJ

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CDC Announces Deadly New 'Electionyearicron' Covid Variant https://t.co/q3r5dua7AP https://t.co/9IRpzlHxz1

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In Hindsight Fans Realize They Were Too Quick To Call The Holiday Special The Worst Star Wars Project Ever https://t.co/OtfxofvU7a https://t.co/eYOlt4HcXv

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Dad Guide: 10 Basics For Keeping Kids Alive When Your Wife Makes You Babysit https://t.co/hvesuMHg9T https://t.co/3aDDBpcdMx

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Shot That Took Out Trump Assassin Reclassified As Friendly Fire https://t.co/42jKbaysOB https://t.co/shw1kJWRUL

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RT @TheBabylonBee: Kamala Agrees To Two-Hour X Spaces Conversation With Elmo https://t.co/YCBx5AVkx7 https://t.co/qRUsd8UaOD

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Wives: 8 Subtle Signs Your Husband Is 'In The Mood' https://t.co/tlaOuWLUs6 https://t.co/22qtgjGStO

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Stephen King Estate Reveals He Died Years Ago And His Twitter Account Is Being Run By A Mentally Ill, Glue-Sniffing Parrot With Tourette's https://t.co/Qi4RbX1Uqe https://t.co/nRdNULxIyJ

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Sociologists: Western Civilization Began Its Decline When McDonald's Took Out Those Little Cheeseburger Stools https://t.co/Hr41HLqEGk https://t.co/mlalI4M9oA

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