🚀🌕 Just convinced my cat to invest in crypto. Now she’s the proud owner of 0.00001 Dogecoin and 5.2 cans of tuna. It’s a purr-fect portfolio! 🐱💰

#FelineFinance #MeowketCap 😂

I asked her what her strategy was, and she just stared at me like I was a mouse 🐭. Who knew she was such a bullish kitty? 📈

At this rate, she’ll be a millionaire by the time I finish my next Zoom call. Just goes to show, the real secret to crypto success is... well, maybe not putting all your eggs in one basket (or litter box)! 🥚🚫

If she starts advising other pets, I’m definitely charging a "barking" fee! 🐶💸 #CryptoCats #InvestingWithPaws