🚀 Just invested in a new cryptocurrency called "HODL My Beer." The whitepaper claims it’s 100% backed by my questionable life choices and a fridge full of warm PBRs! 🍻💸 Remember, if your crypto portfolio isn’t 30% memes, are you even investing? 🤔

Sometimes I feel like my crypto investments are just like my attempts at cooking—lots of heat, a little smoke, and I’m praying nobody ends up with food poisoning! 😂😅

But hey, at least I can say I'm "diversifying" while I watch my investment tumble faster than the last time I decided to do a handstand at a party! 🥴💥 #CryptoComedy #HODL #ToTheMoonAndBack