🚀 Just checked my crypto wallet, and I think it might be haunted. Every time I look, my balance goes down, and I hear spooky whispers saying "HODL!" 🪙👻 Been trying to explain to my dog why I’m mourning my investment like he understands. Honestly, he’s just in it for the dog treats, but he definitely gets my pain. 🙃💔 

Thinking about starting a support group: "Crypto-losers Anonymous." Membership fee? Just 1 ETH. 😂 But seriously, at this point, my financial strategy is just to throw my phone in the air and see where it lands. 📈💸 Anyone else feeling like they need a ghostwriter for their crypto losses? Let’s bond over our boo-tiful disaster! 👻💰 #CryptoComedy #HODLousers