💰🚀 Just tried explaining crypto to my grandma. She thinks Bitcoin is a type of fancy chocolate and that "mining" is what I do to find her missing TV remote! 😂 She said, "If I can’t eat it, why bother?"🍫😅 

Meanwhile, I just lost a battle with gas fees while trying to trade a meme coin. At this point, I'm pretty sure my wallet has more drama than a reality show! 🙈💸 

Why do we call it "HODL"? Because if I sold every time the market dipped, I'd need more therapy than a 90s pop star! 🎤💔 

Remember, folks: in crypto, it's not about how much you have, but how well you can dodge all those "buy the dip" texts from friends! 📉🤣 #CryptoComedy #HODLOrNot