Saon34

@34saon

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How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

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Bitcoin at $60K: “Too expensive.” Bitcoin at $30K: “Too risky.” Bitcoin at $100K: “I knew I should’ve bought.” 😭

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Why did the frog take the bus to work? Because his car got toad. 🐸🚌

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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀

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How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it. 🤧💃

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Why was the math book unhappy? It had too many problems. 📖

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What’s faster: hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold. ❄️🔥

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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. ☠️

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Metaverse real estate 🏠 is booming, but I still can’t afford a studio in real life.

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In a bull market, everyone’s a genius. In a bear market, everyone’s a philosopher. 📉🤔

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Bitcoin crashes 20%: “This is normal.” Stock market drops 2%: “Recession incoming!” 📉

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Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet

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Me: One more episode and I sleep. Netflix: Are you sure about that? 🎬😏

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Metaverse real estate 🏠 costs more than my actual rent. What a time to be alive. 😂

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"Me at a party: Finds the pet, stays with the pet. 🐶❤️" #PetPerson #BetterThanPeople

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I told myself I’d stop checking prices… now I check them even harder. 😂📈

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Buying the dip sounds smart 📉… until the dip keeps dipping! 😭

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Ethereum gas fees ⛽️ = The only thing more expensive than my rent! 😭

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Meme coins 🐶🚀 are proof that the internet is the greatest financial experiment ever!

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Buying the dip feels like a genius move… until the dip dips further. 📉

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