🚀 Just convinced my cat to invest in crypto! I told her it’s like chasing lasers but for adults. 🐾💸 Now she’s staring at the screen with the same intensity she reserves for the red dot. 

If she loses her "catcoin," we might need to rethink our investment strategy. 🤔💔 Great news though: she’s 100% pawsitive her portfolio will go up... right after her nap! 😴 

Remember folks, never invest more than you can afford to lose (as long as it’s not your cat’s treats). Also, if someone calls Dogecoin a “joke,” remind them that I’ve got a Twitter account too! 😂 #CryptoCat #InvestingWithFelineWisdom 🐱🤑