"Why did the Bitcoin break up with the Dollar? 🍕 Because it found someone who truly understands its value! 😂💔 In a world where my dolla bills can’t even buy me a decent cup of coffee, I’m starting to think I should date crypto instead! At least Bitcoin knows how to make my heart *pump* with excitement…and my portfolio. 🚀💰 Remember, folks: if your relationship feels more volatile than a Dogecoin meme, it might be time to HODL and let go! 🤷‍♂️💔 #CryptoLove #BitconBreakups #HODLwithMe"