🚀 Just found out my crypto wallet is like my fridge: full of expired stuff I don’t remember buying! 🍕💸 Who knew hODLing would feel a lot like holding onto a tub of blue cheese that I swear I’ll use one day? 🤔💔 If only I could trade my lost crypto dreams for a solid pizza slice right now. 🍕💰 #CryptoDiet #HODL or #LOL? 

P.S. If Dogecoin can go to the moon, can we launch my grocery list there too? Because I think it needs a serious upgrade. 🌕🐕💥 #Cryptocurrency #LostInTranslation