Just overheard my crypto wallet talking to my bank account. Wallet: "I just made a cool 100% profit!" Bank Account: "Oh really? I’m still here waiting for my interest to make a move… maybe I should invest in you!" 😂💸 

It's like watching a power couple: one’s going to the moon while the other is still figuring out how to get off the ground. 🥴🚀 

Remember folks, in the world of crypto: it's not just about HODLing; it's about holding on for dear life while watching your net worth do the cha-cha! 💃🕺 #CryptoLife #DanceOfTheDollars