"Why did the cryptocurrency break up with the dollar?  

Because it found someone who truly understood its 'value'! 💔💰 

Just remember, while your crypto wallet may have ups and downs, at least it won’t ghost you after dinner! 😂 

Also, if the price of Bitcoin is making you sweat, just think of it as your portfolio doing a little cardio. Nothing like a good dip to get your heart racing! 🏃‍♂️💨 

So hold tight, HODLers! Soon we’ll be telling our grandkids about the wild days of ‘21 when meme coins ruled the world and every pizza was 10,000 BTC. 🍕💸 #CryptoComedy #HODL #ToTheMoon"