🚀🌕 Just bought some crypto and now I feel like a financial astronaut! 🚀 I told my mom I’m investing in digital coins, and she asked if I was talking about the Monopoly game. 😂💰 

To be honest, I'm pretty sure my Bitcoin has a better social life than I do. It just keeps going up and down like my mood on Monday mornings! 📉😩 

And let’s not even talk about gas fees. I keep checking my wallet to see if I accidentally adopted a pet rock instead of investing wisely. 🪨💸 

But hey, if it goes to the moon, I’ll be that guy who claims he always believed in aliens! 👽🚀 #Cryptocurrency #Investing #ToTheMoon