"Why did the Bitcoin break up with the dollar? Because it couldn’t handle a fiat relationship! 😂💔 In a world where your financial advisor can't even explain what a blockchain is, just remember: if it sounds complicated, you’re probably doing it right! 🤔💻 But don’t worry, friends, even the experts are still trying to decipher whether it’s 'HODL' or 'Hot Dog' that could save their investment! 🌭🚀 Just keep stacking those sats and praying your cat doesn't accidentally trade them for catnip! 🐱💰 #CryptoLife #HODL #CatToTheMoon"