Why did the cryptocurrency break up with the dollar? Because it found someone more "stable"! 😂💔 But seriously, isn't it wild how we trust digital coins that are older than some memes but way less stable than our WiFi connection? Just yesterday, I tried to buy a coffee with Bitcoin and the barista looked at me like I asked her to pay in ancient hieroglyphics. 🙈☕️ Maybe I should've offered her a rare NFT instead... at least that way, I'd be trading for something that's guaranteed to mysteriously disappear! 🖼️💨 Remember, folks: in crypto, you're either mining for gold or digging your own grave. Happy HODLing! 🚀💸 #CryptoComedy #WAGMI