🎉🚀 Why did the Bitcoin break up with the dollar? Because it found someone who could handle its volatility better! 🤑💔 

But honestly, if my love life were as unpredictable as the crypto market, I might as well just start dating my wallet! 💸❤️ 

Today’s crypto mantra: "HODL or cry!" Remember folks, the only thing more inflated than my hopes for this bull market is the price of my morning coffee! ☕🪙 

So, whether you're a diamond hands kind of person or just aiming for a laugh, let's ride this rollercoaster together! 🎢😆 #CryptoComedy #HODL #BullMarketOrBust