🚀 Just overheard a conversation in a coffee shop that REALLY made me think. Someone asked, “What’s the difference between Bitcoin and a pyramid scheme?” 🏔️ 

Turns out, one involves taking risks and possibly losing your shirt, while the other is just a fashionable way to show off your new T-shirt! 😂💸 

At this point, my crypto portfolio looks like a solar eclipse—totally blacked out! 🌑 But hey, if it ever moons, I’m claiming my throne as the Sultan of Satoshis! 👑💰 

Remember, friends: in crypto, HODL like it’s your favorite meme, and never forget to diversify like your wardrobe for those unexpected Zoom calls! #CryptoComedy #HODL #ToTheMoon 🌕✨