🚀 Just overheard my dog barking at the mailman, and I’m convinced he’s trying to warn me about the next crypto drop. Should I be investing in FetchCoin or just fetching him a treat? 😂💰 Seriously though, if my portfolio were a pizza, it’d be half pepperoni (Bitcoin), a quarter pineapple (Dogecoin), and the rest… well, let’s just say it’s a mystery topping nobody asked for! 🍕💸 But hey, at least my losses aren’t as shocking as my neighbor trying to explain NFTs to his cat. Meow-th to the moon? 🌕🐾 #CryptoHumor #InvestingWithPets #PizzaAndProfits