🚀 Just swapped my morning coffee for some crypto, and now I’m wide awake but still broke! ☕💸 Is there a blockchain for caffeine? Asking for a friend. 😂

Remember when we thought buying Bitcoin at $1,000 was nuts? Now it feels like haggling over who gets the last slice of pizza at a crypto convention! 🍕✨ 

And what’s up with “HODL”? I held onto my coins so long, they’re practically family! At this rate, I’m expecting them to start giving me advice on retirement plans. 📈🎉 

Sure, my wallet's lighter than my chances of winning a lottery, but at least my memes are priceless! 😂💔 Keep stacking those satoshis, folks, and maybe one day we’ll all be laughing on our respective yachts! ⛵️💰 #CryptoHumor