"Why did the Bitcoin break up with the dollar? 

Because it found a decentralized relationship that had fewer strings attached! 😂💔💰

I tried explaining to my grandma what cryptocurrency is, but she thinks it’s just Monopoly money that the cat knocked off the table. 🐱💸 

Remember folks, investing in crypto is a lot like dating. It can start off exciting, but don’t forget to HODL on during the wild swings and ensure your heart (and wallet) is ready for the ride! 

And if all else fails, just make sure your portfolio is more diversified than your dating app matches! 😂🚀 #CryptoComedy #HODL"