Just found out my investment strategy in crypto is just like my diet: mostly speculation with a sprinkle of "I’ll start fresh next week." 😂💸 Just remember, if your altcoin doesn’t at least make you feel like a millionaire when you check it—has it really been a good day? 🤔 Also, why do they call it "HODL"? I thought it was "Hold On for Dear Life," but I’m starting to think it stands for "How on Earth Did I Lose!" 📉💀 At this point, the only thing more volatile than my portfolio is my emotional state every time I refresh the price tracker! Here's to gaining and losing, but mostly just laughing through it all! 🍻💔 #CryptoComedy #HODLlikeits1999