🚀 Just bought some crypto… now I'm officially a "digital asset owner"! 🙌 Next step: convincing my cat that her litter box is a high-stakes mining operation. 🐱💰 If she can dig for gold, I can too! 

Is it too late to change my name to Satoshi Meow? 🐾😼 And just for the record: if my financial advisor recommends "HODL" one more time, I might just start holding on to my groceries instead. 🥖🥦 

Who knew investing could be this confusing? I thought "pump and dump" was just what my car needed after a long drive! 😂💨  #CryptoLaughs #HODLOrNot #SatoshisFurryFriend