Just tried to explain cryptocurrency to my grandma. I said, “It’s like Monopoly money, but it’s real!” She stared at me like I just told her I’m launching a rocket to the moon with my dog. 🐶🚀 

Then she asked if she could buy groceries with it. I said, “Sure, but only if you find a store that accepts Bitcoin!” And now she’s plotting a heist at the local supermarket... 🛒💰🙈 

If only I could pay for her new cat-themed socks in Ethereum, this would’ve all been much simpler! Remember, friends: Don't let your crypto assets get more complicated than your family dinners! 😅🍗 #CryptoChaos #ToTheMoonAndBack