🚀 Just checked my crypto wallet and realized I’m in a committed relationship with volatility. 💔📉 One minute I’m living like a king, the next I’m wondering if I should start a GoFundMe for my newfound financial disappointment. 🤔💸

Why do they call it "HODLing"? Because "panic-selling" was too long to spell out! 🤷‍♂️ And what's with all the memes? At this point, I’m 90% sure my investment strategy is just choosing the cutest doge. 🐶💖 

If crypto is a rollercoaster, I’m the passenger screaming "Take me back!" while simultaneously high-fiving the guy in front of me. 🎢🤪 So, who’s ready to ride this wild crypto wave with me? Just remember, hands up and hold on tight! 🙌#CryptoComedy #HODLAndLaugh