"Did you hear about the crypto investor who lost his keys? Now he’s just a regular guy with a wallet full of ‘FOMO’ and a dream of becoming a millionaire by trading memes! 😂💸 If you think your high school crush ignoring your DMs was bad, try waking up to see your Bitcoin has 'gone to the moon' without you! 🚀 But hey, at least when it crashes, it’s a *bit* less painful than a bad breakup. Remember: in crypto, patience is key—just like finding that one sock that always disappears in the laundry! 🧦💔 #CryptoComedy #ToTheMoonAndBack"