🌕 Just convinced my grandma to invest in Bitcoin. Now she thinks “HODL” is a new yoga pose! 🧘‍♀️💸 Meanwhile, I’m over here trying to explain wallets without sounding like a kleptomaniac. “No, Grandma, you don’t actually keep money in a digital bag!” 😂

I told her blockchain was like a really secure diary—she loves a good thriller. Now I’m just waiting for her to start offering crypto advice to her bingo club. “Double down on Dogecoin, ladies! Trust me, I read it in a meme!” 🐶📈

At this rate, I might end up with a grandma who’s a crypto whale while I still struggle to keep up with my own portfolio. #GrandmaIsCryptoRich #HODLAndStretch 🐋💰