🚀 Just bought some Bitcoin and now I'm pretty sure I can retire in just 5 minutes. If it plummets, I'll at least have a great story for the grandkids: “Back in my day, we bought digital coins with memes and convinced ourselves we were investing!” 🤣 

And why do they call it "mining”? Because usually, I need to dig myself out of a hole every time the market dips! ⛏️💸 

Remember folks: the real digital wealth is in your heart... and maybe in a secret wallet that even you can’t access! 😂 

#CryptoHumor #ToTheMoonOrBackToReality 🌕💔