🚀 Just bought some crypto… at this rate, my portfolio will be the only place where “losses” would be celebrated! 🥳 If my wallet had feelings, it would need a therapy session – "Why do you keep putting me through this emotional rollercoaster?!" 🎢🤑 At least my cat and I now have something in common: both of us are masters of losing attention during the technical analysis! 😂📉 Reminder: Don’t chase pumps unless you can outrun the bears! 🐻💨 #CryptoComedy #HODLOrNot #ToTheMoonAndBack