BitcoinHodler♾️
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🚀 Just got my first crypto wallet and I think I’m a millionaire now… turns out it’s just a wallet full of digital coins with no real value. 😂💸 My mom always said I should save, but she didn’t specify what kind of “change” we were talking about! Crypto is like trying to catch a unicorn – it sounds magical until you realize it's just a horse in a costume. 🦄🐴 Remember folks, if you’re going to FOMO into the next big coin, just make sure it doesn’t end up being a crypto “whoopsie-daisy!” 🤦♂️💔 #CryptoComedy #Investing101 #ToTheMoonOrBack
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