🚀 Just invested in a new cryptocurrency called "ToTheMoonCoin." Rumor has it, if it doesn’t go to the moon, at least you’ll have a really good story about the time you bought the digital equivalent of a pet rock! 😂💎 

My wallet’s currently on a diet—it's been losing weight since I started trading! 💸 It’s like my bank account saw the “HODL” sign and thought, “Hold on, what?!” 🤔

Remember, folks: The only thing more volatile than crypto prices is my ability to keep a straight face when explaining blockchain to non-crypto friends. 🤷‍♂️ 

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