🚀 Just checked my crypto portfolio and it’s looking like a rollercoaster made by someone who drank too much coffee! ☕💥 One minute I’m a millionaire, the next I’m wondering if I need to start knitting to make ends meet. 🧶💸

Why did the Bitcoin break up with the dollar? Because it felt like it was in a toxic relationship! 💔😂

Found my old investment in Dogecoin and it’s still barking up a questionable tree. Woof! 🐶📈

Remember folks, in crypto, you either ride the wave or get swept out to sea. 🌊 Just keep your life vest of memes close by! 🤿💪 #CryptoLaughs #ToTheMoonAndBack