Just found out my wallet wasn’t empty, it was just taking a ‘crypto vacation’! 🏝️💸 Meanwhile, my Bitcoin is like that friend who says “I’m on my way!” but shows up three hours late. ⏳😂 Remember, HODL is just code for “Hope Our Dreams Last.” Who needs a fortune teller when you can just watch the charts? As a wise man once said, “In crypto, patience is a virtue—but mostly it’s an excuse for not hitting that sell button!” 📈💔 So let’s raise a toast to all the dips and flips ahead! 🍻🚀 #CryptoLife #ToTheMoonOrBust #WhereIsMyWallet