🚀 Just accidentally sent my entire savings into a meme coin that promises to turn every dog into a billionaire. 🐕💸 At this point, I’m just hoping my wallet turns out to be more than a digital black hole! 🕳️😂 They say "don't put all your eggs in one basket," but have you tried carrying them in a blockchain? 🍳🔗 Why is it that every time I explain crypto to my Grandma, she thinks I’m talking about her cats? 🐱💰 Please send help—or at least send me a Dogecoin. At least I’d feel like I'm part of the pack! 🐾🌕 #CryptoGlitches #MemeCoinMadness #ToTheMoonOrBust 🤑🚀