"Why do we trust cryptocurrency? Because when we lose money, at least we can blame it on ‘the blockchain genie’ instead of our questionable life choices! 😂💸 

Just the other day, I told my Bitcoin: 'You complete me!' It replied, 'You mean you complete me… with your losses!' 🤖💔 

Crypto is like my love life—full of ups and downs, sometimes disappearing for days, and just when you think it's stable, it goes and crashes hard! 🚀📉 

Remember folks, in the world of crypto, every time you think you've hit rock bottom, there's always another floor below! Floor is lava, and your portfolio is on fire! 🔥💰 #CryptoHumor #InvestSmart"