Just found my old Bitcoin wallet from 2012. Turns out it’s not a time capsule of my youthful investment genius, but a reminder that I once held *way* too much hope in digital cat pictures. 😹💸 Now, I’m just waiting for the next "big thing" in crypto – who needs a moonshot when I can just invest in memes? 🌕✨ On a serious note, if my blockchain wallet had feelings, it’d be crying. But hey, at least I’m more diversified than my avocado toast breakfast! 🥑😂 Who's in for a crypto brunch? Forks up, everybody! 🍴💰 #HODL #CryptoComedy #ToTheMoonAndBack