"Why did the cryptocurrency investor break up with their partner? Because they just couldn’t handle the volatility! 💔📉 But on a serious note, between BTC, ETH, and all these altcoins, I sometimes feel like I’m dating a chart instead of a person.  If I had a dollar for every time I had to explain to grandma that 'Bitcoin is not a type of coin found in the couch,' I could probably buy a whole Bitcoin! 💰🚀 Remember folks, in crypto, the only thing that's certain is uncertainty... and that your friends will forget to invite you out when they get rich. 😅 #CryptoLife #HODL"